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la fuersa de familia

    sugal pa


    sugal pa

    Post  Guest on Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:00 pm

    A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner
    with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to
    her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
    for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
    before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
    there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist
    asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a
    family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells
    the pharmacist. "I intend to go for hours and hours." The pharmacist,
    with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather
    busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet
    his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
    parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
    table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
    say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
    in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement
    from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
    girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no
    idea you were this religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I
    had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"

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